Travis' Kindergarten books

Travis made about 100 of these books in Kindergarten. I figured since we have some friends getting married this weekend, this story may be humorous. Also, my brother, Adam, is sitting around this weekend NOT playing softball because an unsoftball was caught by his face and he broke his jaw and his mouth is wired shut for 6 weeks. So, I thought he could use some reading material.

"The Frankenstein Wedding" By Travis Hanson- age 5

"I want a girlfriend."

Oh no, there's a girl going to jail who is really sad, she'd be a great pick!

She's crying for someone to help her....

Silly guards, they left their post and Frankenstein dressed up like a policeman and grabbed the keys. Genius!

She's crying; no problem though because his cute little hand with the keys pops around the corner.

"Come on?" says Frankenstein. "Huh?" says the gal.

"Will you marry me?" Who needs match.com people? Just head down to the jail!

So sweet.

The saga continues...

"I cannot believe we are going to the hospital."

"Well, I have a present." So, as you can see, that's pregnant Mrs. Frankensteing laying on the bed with her IV poles and her big tummy. Travis is an experienced big brother.

"Ta-duh!" Travis will be a great husband some day if he has flowers ready to go in the car when they go to the hospital to have a baby.

There is Mrs. Frankenstein, all smiley and happy looking at the flowers with the baby getting lower on her body...

"It is coming out!" This is where I am very glad that he is not writing this book in the 2nd grade when we've told him many more details about how this happens.

First, Mr. Frankenstein had wished it was one boy. But then, as you can see by the scribbles, he changed the story a bit.

Mrs. Frankenstein did NOT want two boys.